Meet the Team

he team's resident rookie, Adam showed up for the feather bowling and stayed for the cake and rum — preferably together. Nobody knows why they call him Andrew. Not even Adam. But the name stuck, and so did he.

Eric lives the pirate life — right down to the feather bowling lanes, where he plunders points and takes no prisoners. His rolls may toe the line, but opponents know that when Blackbeard steps up, it's time to walk the plank. Arrr-guably the most feared toe on the team.

Griff settles everything with a quick round of rock paper scissors — lane order, last slice of pizza, you name it. Self-described as "married to the game," he brings an all-in intensity to feather bowling that his actual spouse finds both endearing and suspicious.

Don't let the size fool you — Panda packs a roll that has no business coming from someone that compact. She doesn't know her own strength, and neither does the feather. Off the lanes, she judges all pizza by two non-negotiable criteria: marinara sauce and crushed red pepper.

The original team captain and spiritual leader of the Nolos Locos. She may have moved away, but she makes the pilgrimage back to Pryes at least once a season to remind everyone how it's done. Retired from the roster, never retired from the team.

He took over as team manager, which mostly means sending reminder texts and hoping everyone shows up. Keeps the Nolos Locos organized just enough to function and wouldn't have it any other way.

Known for her powerful and precise two-handed roll, Susan brings force and accuracy that most feather bowlers can only dream of. When the feather needs to land close, The Hammer delivers.

Victoria brought her English poise across the pond and onto the feather bowling lanes at Pryes. Still finding her form but improving fast, the English Rose has a knack for staying cool under pressure — and reminding everyone that feather bowling is basically just posh pub skittles.