Rules & Info

Relax—it’s bocce, not the Olympics

Drink in hand at all times (no drink = lost throw, stay hydrated or stay humbled)

Toss the pallino, alternate throws, closest ball wins—first to 11 or when time’s called

It’s a parking lot, so if it hits a crack and goes rogue…that’s on you and your life choices.

We’ll measure close ones, but keep it quick—this isn’t CSI: Bocce

Don’t take forever to throw—it’s rude and we have drinks getting warm

Every great shot = either elite skill or dumb luck

Winners get bragging rights for about 20 minutes and the confidence to say, “yeah…we’re kind of a bocce team,” which no one will fact-check.